asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
animedragoness: mememaster: abbysetcetera: Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. That’s deep I like this.
shippersona: why was colin baker afraid of sylvester mccoy because sylvester mccoy paul mcgann christopher eccleston
riddlemehiddleston: quitcomplaining: i have...
chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal
pepper: tony dont do the thing
tony: *does the thing*
undercover-witch: microcroft: urban legends (◠‿◠✿) scary stories (◕ω◕✿) creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧ paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
punkrockdirection: sometimes I forget I’m a real person
ohaidanturners: if u can’t handle me at my hulk then u sure as hell don’t deserve me at my bruce banner
Hercules is definitely the sassiest Disney movie...
wild-hearts-run: First off your leading lady is all curvy and snarky. Second your villain is sarcastic and pissed off all the time. Then you literally have a chorus of these sassy bitches. Calling Meg out on her shit, “like nah uh girl, we know you’re lying! You got it bad for that boy.” Then you got the super sassy god of sass, Hermes. In conclusion, Hercules is one of my...
15hypens: in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class...